Fun with Festus

How Well Do You Know Festus?

His family. His friends. His critters. His life! Scruffy, unruly, and just a tad quirky, Festus fans agree he never fails to entertain.

So let’s get a little festive with Festus. See how you do on this fun trivia quiz.

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Ruth
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Ruth
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Whiskey
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Whiskey
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Fergen
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Fergen
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“…that Pack Landers is the type of feller you gotta walk upwind of even if there ain’t no breeze a blowin’.”
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“…that Pack Landers is the type of feller you gotta walk upwind of even if there ain’t no breeze a blowin’.”
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Festus never married
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Festus never married
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In the middle
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In the middle
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The Dooleys
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The Dooleys
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Ol’ Bessie
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Ol’ Bessie
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Black Jack Haggen
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Black Jack Haggen
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A rocking mule
The correct answer is...
A rocking mule

You Got out of right!

You’re an Honorary Haggen!

Congratulations! You’re often mistaken for a Haggen, and routinely get up to mischief with Festus! Be sure to watch Festus in Dodge inGunsmoke on INSP!

You’re Festus’ BFF

Well done! You and Festus are best buds; you hang out together—and get into all kinds of trouble. Be sure to watch Festus in Dodge inGunsmoke on INSP!

Festus Might Friend You

Pretty good! Festus would follow you on social media—if he had a laptop or phone! Be sure to watch Festus in Dodge inGunsmoke on INSP!

You Got the Festus Squint Eye

Not bad! But Festus can’t quite place you. Did he see you in the Long Branch Saloon? Or on a “Wanted” poster? Get to know him better! Be sure to watch Festus in Dodge inGunsmoke on INSP!