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Wear you finest environmentally sustainable black-tie outfit to this lavish affair, featuring a feast of gourmet, organic delicacies! But expect to be partying for quite some time before the guest of honor arrives, as he’s always most unfashionably late. Oh, and that swag bag? Yes, it is filled with vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, dye-free, flavor-free gummy worms, not the rumored gift card for an electric car. Turns out our dawdling birthday boy is quite the prankster, too!